More Humor. . .Yeah. . .Like it or not That is What it IS--A JOKE!

You see, this is what is called a joke. . .I had to laugh, rather uncontrollably as a conservative talk show guy ranted about how Laura shoulda joked about the crazies in pajamas killing their own and our troops, or maybe how Juan and Jose and so forth are swimming over toxic waste rivers to get into our country. . .etc.

You see--she would have, except NONE OF THAT IS FUNNY!

Yes, none of that. You simply must find something absurd in order to have it be funny. . .the topics this host usually covers are quite serious and usually sad in a way. . .yes, He has a tendency to find the things that aren't going so well, and expose them. Sometimes he finds the ways that our favorites, like Bush, still haven't accomplished what they want to. .that's good! But it's not about to get you a good standup routine going.

I think one thing and one thing only when I hear that Mrs. Bush did her routine:

That's it--DISARM THE BASTARDS. . . you are funnier than them, brighter. . .and more like us! In every way. . .

Maybe even Woody Harrelson will look at himself in the mirror while shaving and realize--maybe, it's me, who is the rich, evil bastard. . .? Nahh!!

Chris Tune

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